My tarantula died and I can’t stop fucking crying because it’s all my fucking fault. I’m a fucking idiot.
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Anonymous asked: Hell nah you don't need no motherfucker in your life to make you happy Look here, ya got street smarts, education, and the ability to masturbate
Yes, yes, yesssss. I love this message. THANK YOUUU.
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Anonymous asked: That sucks, you seemed so excited and happy about him but I guess not all that glitters is gold, right?
I really was excited! I thought I had actually found a partner. But it’s fine. I don’t need anybody in my life. A guy shouldn’t be the source of my happiness.
Anonymous asked: Whatever happened to your perfect man? You stop mentioning him a while ago.
It was too good to be true, like most things.
russiandirectionerandbelieber:
What was I doing on that day?reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
why not
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
here goes nothing
well lets see
love this
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
you :(
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
I’M SCREAMING I FORGET WHAT I WISHED FOR WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THIS AWHILE AGO BUT I THINK I WISHED FOR 1/5 AND I GOT THAT??? HOLY R234RWEDFSCSDGDFSF
whATS LIFE OMG THE NOTES
i made a wish the other day and it came true no joke
wishing again <3
i’ll give it a try
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2070118 Anonymous asked: Fucking anon! I wanted to call you hot first! I was the one who asked! I hate people who do that fucking shit man
Haha, chill, chill! Thank you, anyways (:
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